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  1. A blind man vists the state of Texas
  2. There is a blind man here to see you
  3. Blind question and answer jokes
  4. A blind man in Texas
  5. Seeing Eye Dogs
  6. A blind man in a store
  7. Stargazing
  8. Blind Man
  9. dicipline your blind kid
  10. Tell me what I am
  11. BLind man and the fish factory
  12. Blind Man at a Beach
  13. yo mama
  14. Bologna sandwich in a bar
  15. Killing some nerds
  16. Tiny pianist
  17. Fighting with mr. Riley
  18. Is my dick longer than your cats tail?
  19. Famous Scientists Joke
  20. Calorie counting? (adult)
  21. 20 Pound Texas Baby (adult)
  22. Three bull’s-eyes in a row wins a prize
  23. Coke Idiot
  24. Are You Really Jesus?
  25. Fax
  26. 15 shots
  27. Neutrons
  28. When you have no money how to get free drinks
  29. Ostrich in a Bar
  30. Mop bucket
  31. Pianist
  32. Foot long liter
  33. 6 Double Vodkas
  34. Payback IS a Bit…
  35. A taxidermist Goes South
  36. Man goes to a Chinese restaurant…
  37. I’ll Screw Anybody (adult)
  38. Maybe offensive to some, especially processed meat
  39. First time oral sex
  40. 1998 Bumper Stickers
  41. Free Falling Jerk
  42. A dyslexic walks into a bra…
  43. The Magic drink
  44. A turtle called Speedy
  45. I don’t owe anything for this drink
  46. Two guys walk into a bar
  47. I’ll trust you that you paid
  48. I think I’ll try a nicer approach
  49. Top ten signs that you are too drunk
  50. I’m trying to prove a point
  51. Three vampires go to a bar
  52. Making a bet at a bar
  53. I didn’t get any money this time
  54. He is a very fast drinker
  55. I’m just trying to be helpful
  56. Arriving home very drunk
  57. I have a magical dancing duck
  58. Where is this bus going?
  59. Looking to buy a frog?
  60. They are stopped by the police
  61. Reasons to allow drinking at work
  62. This tells me that I must be drunk
  63. Who keeps saying those things?
  64. I only ordered a double
  65. Driving home very drunk
  66. My girlfriend is out in the car
  67. The number twelve goes to a bar
  68. A seal visits a local bar
  69. A neutron at a bar
  70. You looked a lot like my wife
  71. A bet made at the local bar
  72. What causes people to have arthritis?
  73. The Beer Prayer
  74. The wife is not speaking to me
  75. If she went out with me
  76. A very depressed man
  77. I bet I can bite both of my eyes
  78. A drunk orders himself a beer
  79. Newly issued alcohol warnings
  80. You can’t bring that dog in this bar
  81. Some yogurt visits a local bar
  82. Free drinks for everyone
  83. A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
  84. I know you were drunk yesterday
  85. Who can say this sentence?
  86. Does your dog bite?
  87. How drunk are you? Official drinking test
  88. There is a monkey in the bar
  89. The story of a very short man
  90. Some very common traits in two drunks
  91. Drink fault-finding guide
  92. A brain goes to a local bar
  93. The customs of an Irishman
  94. Two men walked into a bar
  95. This pill allows you to fly
  96. I am afraid of that tarmac
  97. I get so drunk that I imagine things
  98. Someone stole things from me
  99. Who gave you those black eyes?
  100. A man takes the ferry home from work
  101. International Beer Sell
  102. Irishman Drunk and Fell
  103. Missappropriated Chump
  104. A nun arrives at the local bar
  105. An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
  106. Female Hormones in Beer
  107. Having a Beer
  108. I’m Only Tribute
  109. Panda In A Bar
  110. Six Double Vodkas
  111. Three men
  112. A Good Bud is Hard target
  113. Guess The Name
  114. Gold Bar
  115. Give Me A ….
  116. Drunk Lady In Bar
  117. A Beautiful Thing
  118. The Healer
  119. Shouting the Bar
  120. New Gorilla in Bar
  121. Whats the Pubs Name
  122. Grasshopper
  123. Dribble Martini
  124. Got Anything Smaller
  125. Charge By The Inch
  126. Arm Less Drinker
  127. 16 Things That Annoy
  128. Ladies Toilet
  129. You’re a wanker
  130. No natural light
  131. Lone Ranger returns
  132. Poor farmer
  133. The Irishman’s Wishes
  134. A Donkey And A Bar
  135. Wife Control
  136. Grapes
  137. Squeezing the lemon
  138. Gorilla drinks
  139. Bridge Jumping
  140. The short bartender
  141. The head
  142. High tech watch
  143. Shirt Pocket
  144. Three ducks were sitting at a bar…
  145. The Gay in the Bar
  146. A head walks into a bar…
  147. This guy goes into a
  148. A regular at Bob’s Bar
  149. An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman go into a pub…
  150. Cowboy goes in a gay bar……….
  151. 3 Please
  152. A mushroom walks into a bar.
  153. Monkey business
  154. Sandwich goes into a bar
  155. A man was feeling very depressed and walked into a bar…
  156. Rounds Of Drinks
  157. A Drunk Nose
  158. A little fella walks into
  159. 2 pieces of meat at a bar.
  160. Science humour
  161. An Irishman is sitting at a bar and he turns to the man next to him.
  162. Driving Mr. Murphy Home
  163. A Pleasant Exchange
  164. A gorilla walks into a bar…
  165. The barman and the dog.
  166. A grasshopper walks into a bar
  167. Fun with wind patterns
  168. Just think about it for a minute …
  169. A Blonde walked into a bar with a pig tied to a piece of string
  170. popo
  171. Troubleshooting your bar or pub
  172. Sales
  173. Goose
  174. René Descartes walked into a pub.
  175. Donkey in the bar
  176. Fag bar
  177. Are you my wife?
  178. 20 dollars
  179. On top of Empire State Building
  180. Modern Conveniences
  181. Cogito, ergo sum.
  182. gorrilla
  183. Four Gay men in a Bar
  184. Pirate
  185. Outwitted
  186. Monkey Joke
  187. Quarter
  188. Drunk 911 Call
  189. Queer walks into a bar.
  190. Amazing
  191. Like Women?
  192. Guy Walks into a Bar…
  193. Rover
  194. $2000
  195. 200 More Dollars
  196. Drinking Bet
  197. How Many Bars
  198. Scotch Please
  199. Three Pints
  200. A Night Out
  201. Bear Drinking
  202. Brothers
  203. This truck driver
  204. A man walks into a bar…
  205. 20 Pound Texas Baby
  206. The Blonde at a Bar
  207. Monkeying Around
  208. Two piggies walk into a bar…
  209. This guy walks into a small town bar…
  210. A pig walks into a bar
  211. A drunk stammers out
  212. Two men were sitting next…
  213. Two donkeys walk into a bar…
  214. A guy walks into a bar and asks…
  215. A guy sees a pretty lady at the
  216. Bartender Help
  217. Just idle conversation…
  218. A man goes into a bar
  219. There was this little guy sitting
  220. An Alien walks into a bar…
  221. The Fight!
  222. The Test!
  223. Betcha $500.00!
  224. Slammin ‘em down!
  225. The duck in the bar
  226. The Crying Horse
  227. Hippie in a Bar
  228. Crawling Home
  229. Who needs women
  230. The Telepathic Watch!
  231. Good Samaritan
  232. Cheeseburger
  233. “Brrr!”
  234. A canadian in a Texas bar…
  235. Amazing Frog
  236. A Guy Walks Into A Bar
  237. Celebration
  238. 7 Shots of Vodka!
  239. Bet With Caution
  240. Best Steak
  241. Beer President’s Have a Beer
  242. Dead Duck
  243. Cybernetic Implants
  244. Celebrating
  245. Buy Everyone a Round
  246. Drunk Jerk
  247. Drunk Date
  248. Drinking for His Brothers
  249. Drinking Contest
  250. Jelly Bean and Smartie